More Entertaining Spam Humour

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I do read my spam on this blog – it’s good for a laugh!

bet365 says:

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Thank you, Bet … “Topics” as a proper noun, you must be referring to the chocolate bars? They are marvelous aren’t they? By the way I do offer a copy editing service that might be of use to you to tighten up your grammar a bit in future comments.

Silk Floral says:

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Just click on the huge orange button that says “RSS” – that should do it.

Argument Online says:

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Wow, Argument, maybe you could use my copy editing services, too. Or are you trying to start an argument online? Well … what shall we tackle first, the  “Tea Leadership” or the “Version Problem Production”? I’m sure I have plenty to say on both topics.

Car Cover says:

Interesting posting, thanks. Could you explain the second paragraph in exceptional detail please?

No.

Jocuri writes:

I was wondering if you ever considered changing the layout of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two images. Maybe you could space it out better?

I’m always glad to hear suggestion for how I can improve the blog, so thanks for commenting, Jocuri. However, Google tells me that this comment has been posted verbatim to 894,000 other blogs! You must be on a mission to save the world from bad layouts.

Diario says:

Thanks for this video…I have been brain storming for something just like this and thanks to you I have what I was looking for and not all those spam looking links that make you want to click them just to see what they lead too…my pet peave.

The irony! Please forgive me for removing all those “spam looking links that make you want to click them just to see what they lead” from your comment before publishing it. I assumed you would approve.

Samsung Soul says:

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Saying thanks will not just be enough to express my gratitude to you for for concurring and staying privy of my updates, that’s very encouraging for me, Samsung. Could I perhaps use this as a testimonial in my resume?

Resident Evil breaks silence to say:

I don’t usually reply to posts but I will in this case. WoW

I want to call your bluff, here, Resident Evil: according to Google you have replied to 167,000 posts with these words. That’s more commenting than I have ever done in my life!

Google maps says:

You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.

Rats! I’m obviously not being controversial enough.

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2 Responses

  1. do you get the spam lottery wins too?

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